 "Ebaums world dot com" | |
| Author: | altffour |
|---|---|
| Audio used: | N/A |
| Origin: | 11/06/2005 |
| Size: | 2.2MB |
| Score (As of August 2011): | 4.26/5.00 |
| Genre: | - Parody Comedy - Parody |
| Awards: |  Daily Feature
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| Author's comments: | |
| eBaum is making too much money off of robbery, lets try to fix that. | |
| Note | This information only refers to the official release on the Flash Portal. |
Ebaums World Dot Com is a flash movie submitted by altffour and Trapezoid on November 6, 2005. It was a satirical movie about eBaum's World, a website that stole material from people on other websites. It depicts Eric Bauman, the site's owner, as a thief who the public have to fight against.
Lyrics[]
Once upon time
On the Internet there was a guy
A very deepy flawed man
They called him Eric Bauman
He was a total asshole
And nobody knows why
He traveled all around
On the pulse of each phenomenon
From Something Awful on to Fark
With his trusty watermark
He stole and stuck it all upon
Ebaumsworld.com
It wasn't fair
To those from whom he stole
But did he care?
No not one bit
And then he had the nads
To sell some ads
What a piece of shit
Oh, Eric
Eric's quite a slut
Other people's work has made him rich
He hired some male prostitutes
Dressed them up three-piece suits
His faithful team of lawyers
Made the Internet his bitch
'til Lowtax came along
Punched him in the face and banged his mom
And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
Had his dumb website erased
Well, sadly that's a lie,
There's still an Ebaumsworld.com
But if we all join hands
And sing this song
Then our call will reach the sky
And maybe Zeus and Thor
Will smite that whore
I think it's worth a try
Ebaumsworld is going down
We gotta rise up from the underground
And tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
Bout how stealing simply isn't cool
So right now we're making that our mission
And if that bastard doesn't listen
We'll get sick of being lawful
And brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"
Reception[]
Ebaums World Dot Com has had over 1.3 million views since submission. As of August 2011, the average score and review is 4.26/5 and 9.4/10. The movie won the Daily Feature and Weekly Second Place Awards, and is featured in the Flash Portal History as well as the Lemon Demon and Music Video Collections. However, this movie was notably less popular than altffour's and Trapezoid's next collaboration, The Ultimate Showdown, although popular for it's catchy beat!