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Egoraptor is known for his Awesome series, Game Grumps, and having a limp, pimply dick. "Touch my pein" says Ego, when Jon touches his other one. I sound like 6 people doing it there. you fucking pedofile.

Did you know that Egoraptor has a name? i sure didn't! UNTIL TODAY. I was just walking down the FUCKING street one day when this strange looking dude with a beard walked up to be and shouted "EGORAPTOR HAS A NAME"

Then he continued "IT IS ARIN HANSON" Then i thanked him, ran home, popped on to my computer and wrote this.

So there that's his name.

Egoraptor was also on The Tester but not for long because they kicked him off because he didn't have any trophys.    Fuck that show man. Sucks Donky D-hole.

Did you know Egoraptor is the reason we are still alive? He stoped the apocalispe by spreading his wings and flying ove the hill and far away to see people behind jons back so jon got pissed and ran after ego but jon couldn't catch up with ego cos he's a chubby little fucker isn't he now? No. Youre wrong Jon is there for you. and always will be. 


EGORAPTOR SONG TIME

Ego is a friend of mine.  Ego is my friend.  Ego is a friend of mine.  I have a friend in Ego

Ego is a friend of mine.  Ego is my friend.  Ego is a friend of mine. 

He taught me how to Suck on his big pimple pein He taught me how to turn my cheek when he's cumming on me I've had friends before, and I can tell you that, but Ego's the only one that lets you fap

Ego is a friend of mine.  Ego is my friend.  Ego is a friend of mine.  I have a friend in Ego

Ego is a friend of mine.  Ego is my friend.  Ego is a friend of mine. 

He taught me how to Wank, and how to Flick my bean.  He taught me how to fuck his mom while touching his pein. 


Ego is a friend of mine.  Ego is my friend.  Ego is a friend of mine.  I have a friend in Ego

Ego is a friend of mine.  Ego is a friend of mine.  Ego is a friend of mine. 

{Funky guitar riff }

Ego is a friend of mine.  Ego is a friend of mine. 

Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide.  But Ego came all over me and He touched me down inside. 

He is like mountie, He always gets His man, and He'll Fap you any way he can. 


Ego is a friend of mine.  Ego is my friend.  Ego is a friend of mine.  I have a friend in Ego. 

Ego is a friend of mine.  Ego is my friend.  Ego is a friend of mine. 

He Wanks me when I'm right, He wanks me when I'm wrong.  He Wanks me when hes forceing me to suck on his dong.  He Wanks me when I'm quiet and I have nothing to say. 

He'll Wank me when I'm perfect if I ever get that way.  Whooo! 

Ego is a friend of mine.  Ego is my friend.  Ego is a friend of mine.  I have a friend in Ego. 

Ego is a friend of mine.  Ego is my friend.  Ego is a friend of mine.  I have a friend in Ego. 

Ego is a friend of mine.  E-E-E-Ego Ego is a friend of mine.

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